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Doctors have their preferences too…

April 21, 2011 1 comment

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”

The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

The third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”

The fourth one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable.”

(Courtesy of GetAmused)

Doctors have their preferences too. Courtesy of ClipArtGuide

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Politics in a nutshell…

April 20, 2011 1 comment

Political joke of the day:

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

A picture says 1000 words. Courtesy of Laughfriendly.