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Ahhh College…Words to Remember it by

After not being in school for a few months now, I thought about how can I sum up some college experiences.

The result was having a list of ten quotes which others and I can relate:

1. “College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night”  -David Wood

2.”I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

3. College is a fountain of knowledge. And students are there to drink.”

4.”You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class, but you’ll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does…” Tom Petty

5. “College is a place to keep warm between high school and early marriage.” -George Gobel

6. “College is the best time of your life. Enjoy it!”

7. “80 percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.”

8. “Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake” -Elbert Hubbard

9. A white boy that makes C’s in college can make it to the White House.” -Chris Rock

10. “When I was in college, all the pretty women were in the theater, so I auditioned for a play.” -Judd Nelson

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